An elderly Italian man living on the outskirts of Monte Casino, makes his way to the church and enters the confession box.
"Father I have sinned," he said to the priest.
The priest askes what it is he has done.
"During the second world war I brought a young girl into my house and hid her from the German forces."
"That is not a sin, my son," the priest informs him. "You gave the girl shelter."
"But she repayed me by having sex five times a week father."
"Now that is a sin," the priest informs him. "But so long ago. If you are truly sorry in your heart, then it is alright. Go say ten Hail Mary's and you will be forgiven.
As the old man is leaving the confession box he stops briefly.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
