It's been a long time since Phydoux check in with us but here he is and boy is he pissed!
I’ve been away from my computer for a long time. Master said it was something like a bug. I hope it wasn’t one my fleas. He also talked about a worm but I didn’t want to hear that. I went to the vet and had a check up and it wasn’t my fault. It seemed like such a long time sing the computer was working and I just about forgot all I knew.
That was bad enough but they brought a couple of young pups into the house. That’s not fair! They have no manners. They tear everything up. They have so much energy that I can’t keep up with them. The terrible thing is that they keep trying to mark my territory --- inside the house! It’s second nature for me to go back and mark my territory again. They get a little scolding and taken outside to teach them to go outside. What do I get? Diapers!
Did you know they had doggie diapers? Not for baby dogs – but for us aging dogs. Depends for doggies! What is this world coming to? They fasten the silly thing around my middle and I can’t mark territory any more. I just run around with a wet diaper around my middle. How humiliating. I can’t figure how to unfasten it and take it off. I try to get those little brats to help take it off and they just laugh at me.
Grab those side-irons, saddle up and join former Civil War sharpshooter Luther Henry for a ride into pure terror, western-style…think ‘Wild Wild West’ meets ‘The X-Files’.