Take it from me, I know when People are being condescending towards me. I mean, they look at me, and they think I have absolutely no brains inside my furry little head; but I have news to tell them: I may be a "stupid cat", but I know more than they THINK I do! I may be big, and I may be very furry, but I know where it's at, and I happen to be VERY smart!!
My name is "Jenna", and I am a female Maine Coon cat. I am a classic brown tabby: I look a lot like a Tabby Cat, but I have very long fur (especially on my britches, my back, and my tail; my tail looks like a bottle-brush, it is so furry!), and I am very pretty with my green/blue eyes, strong, yet delicate looking face, and my grace and charm. I am a very big cat: I weigh 12 pounds, and I am a very solid (not to mention, very healthy) cat. I have never been sick a day in my life, and my Humans happen to take very good care of me. Which is one reason why I never get sick in the first place! :)
I live in Lafayette, Louisiana, with my family, the Breaux Bunch. There's Mama Breaux, her Husband, Papa Breaux, and their Kids; there's a whole passel of 'em, and they are a lot of fun. They are "Cajuns", and they sometimes speak French in addition to English, and I can speak both English and French myself. See, I TOLD you I was a smart Cat! :) I also can fetch pieces of paper, I can come to the Person when they call my name, I can roll over and play dead, and I can meow Hello and Goodnight. I also can tell them when I am hungry, bored, or want some lovin', and I can let them know when something is amiss. I love to play and splash around in the water, and I love having baths every month. I also love going outside and exploring My yard, and I love trying to catch Birds. I also love annoying the Dog next door, and I love showing my Pretty Maine Coon self to others. Whenever other Humans see me, they go all ga-ga, and they are LOVIN' on me BIG time, and I am in my Glory! I LOVE attention, and I will do everything in my Kitty Power to get it, too! :)
Well, that's about it for now. I gotta' meow on out of here; I'll meow in here another time. So on that note, MEE-OW! Er, I mean Good-bye! Sorry about that!...
~With Kitty Love, Your Feline Friend, "Jenna". :)
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Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very
2/27/2005
Kitties are so so so smart. This is a Great story and brings alot of awareness to their thoughts and abilities They only walk a different walk and talk a different talk that is so easily understoood most of the time if you just watch and listen! they know a month before earthquakes will hit. all kinds of Brains and then some!! They got me trained well! This sure is a pretty cat 12#? Big kitty kitty!! Come meet mine! (20#rs of Love.)
Thank you for this very needed story here Karen and written with a smile of Love.
Thanks! love Tracey xoox : )
Wonderful whimsical write Karen! What a beautiful cat!
Just the look tells you that it knows a lot!;-) Very clever
aren't they! Enjoyed this!
Love,
Eileen
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