It didn't really happen! I was looking at a web page and found a list of the Emoticons and Abbreviations that most people don't even know about and decided to use some of them for you since I grew up with them and know them intimately :P I even included a translation because I wasn't feeling very >:) (devilish)
So I was PM’ing a M8TE when he told me a joke…I couldn’t help it I started ROFLMAOWTIME and on top of it I was ROFLMAOUTS. Suddenly I was LSHMBH and then I PMP which made me :(. I quickly realized this wasn’t quite a SNAFU situation but more like a FUBAR situation. I quickly typed BRB, got up out of the chair and SHID at my sudden SOHF. I call my SO for help and had to wait for her to be done LOL so she could help me clean up. I gave my SO a (:-& to get her to stop ROFL and told her to KMA. This caused her to have a SOHF and come to her senses but she had that C&G face which told me she could BWL at any second. I continued to give her my best (:-& in hopes she would behave. It took us almost 25 minutes to clean up the mess I had made and that’s when I told my SO FWIW it was an awesome joke!
Translation for all of you non chat room geeks!
So I was Private Messaging (in a chat room) a mate (friend) when he told me a joke…I couldn’t help it I started rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off with tears in my eyes and on top of it I was rolling on floor laughing my a$$ off unable to speak. Suddenly I was laughing so hard my belly hurt and then I peed my pants which made me sad. I quickly realized this wasn’t quite a situation normal, all fu$$ed up situation but more like a fu$$ed up beyond all recognition situation. I quickly typed be right back, got up out of the chair and slapped head in disgust at my sudden sense of humor failure. I call my significant other for help and had to wait for her to be done laughing out loud so she could help me clean up. I gave my significant other a angry look/glare to get her to stop rolling on floor laughing and told her to kiss my a$$. This caused her to have a sense of humor failure and come to her senses but she had that chuckle and grin face which told me she could burst with laughter at any second. I continued to give her my best angry look/glare in hopes she would behave. It took us almost 25 minutes to clean up the mess I had made and that’s when I told my significant other for what it’s worth it was an awesome joke!
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
