Childhood recollection misunderstood!
Seven year old Annie gave her ''news'' at class newstime.
"Last night, Dad pissed on the cat."
Alarm bells sounded. Was the teacher hearing libidinous, indecent exposure, lewd anti-social behaviour or just what by Annie''s father. Should Social Services be notified?
The teacher took Annie into the corridor and brought a teacher from another class to have the story corroberated. Teacher asked Annie to repeat her news. Sure enough, she repeated: " Last night Dad pissed on the cat."
At 12 noon an emergency Social Services case conference was held.
"Tell me again Annie, what did your Dad do last night?"
"I told you before, he pissed on the cat."
The Social Worker sharpened her pencil and made her own enquiry. "Does he do this regularly?" she asked.
''Oh yes, most nights," Annie replied, " You see, we don''t let the cat stay outside all night. So Dad opens the back door about 9p.m. and goes Pssssst.... Trixy ...come in. And she does".
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Pssst..this was cute!!
love Tinka
Want another funny cat story?.... See my "Humor in the Bathroom" --- based on a true story a week or so ago.
Keep on writing!
Stephanie
my sister would scare our cat, "friday", making her jump, and mom would tell her to "quit pissing the cat!" thanks for the memory jog; this is cute!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D