Money seems to somehow be related to the crap equation apparently the more money you make, the less time you have to crap. Politicians are busy people, possibly the busiest people on earth, and on occassion they seem to actually do the job they have been elected to do, but it seems as if most of their time is spent,acknowledging that they are the elected official in office,
making sound bites and personal appearences that further insure that they remain so... they are so busy they don't have time to take a crap, so they're full of it.
Lawyers(?) ...c'mon, that's too easy even for me, why bother to explain? Have you ever heard the expresssion, I was so scared I nearly crapped my pants? Any situation that has you that 'scared" is a clear indication that somethiing extreme is going on and maybe even your life is treatened I ask you is that the time to take
a crap? See what I mean the mystery of the crap equation.
I mean there you are, minding your own business riding along on a nice quite Sunday drive, and lets say you did manage to leave the house and for the sake of argument and "you were not held up, with a sudden urge" you just walk out the door, like nobody's business ... dum de dum, de dum, dum, dum ... and you're on your way, you
should have known better, but let's say in the course of events your
guard is down, silly person, the crap equation will not be denied, it
will have it's revenge, so out of nowhere, all of sudden the radio,
changes channels, the dashboard lights are going crazy, the car is hesitating and heaving, the air conditioner is off and then the heater is on then the heater is off and the air conditioner is on, and all of this is unusual, because this is not my car, which does this all the time, meanwhile the CD player is playing backwards,and your
cell phone is dailing it's own number, and then up ahead you see it
... a unearthly bright blue light shining, glowing, pulsating all
around you and then suddenly right on top of you, out of nowhere a
alien spacecraft the size of a small city is just there! I think I would
be scared at that point, what about you? I mean I know that I would no doubt still be at home looking for something to read, but you my friend may be a brave man but in this situation for me there are two options ...fight or flight, and boys and girls, in this senario this is clearly a time to get the hell out of dodge ... so tell me why is it when Billy Bob is interviewed and tries to describe what happened and the level of terror he experienced, he uses the
phrase " I was so scared I almost crapped my pants!" I say to you it's the crap equation!!!!!
