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Cat In The Hat Meets The Old Lady In The Shoe (Pt.2)
by Cynthia Jones
Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Rated "PG13" by the Author.

       
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     Part 2 of a 3 part story.

After chasing them around
For such a long time,
The Old Lady ran face first
Into the clothes line.


Thing 1 and Thing 2
Weere running around,
Laughing so hard
They fell on the ground.


The Cat in the Hat
Didn't seem at all pleased,
As he was scratching
And biting at his fleas.


The Old Lady
Had finally come to,
She had to get rid of
The Cat in the Hat, Thing 1 and Thing 2.


She went to the house
Got some glue,
Squirted it all over
Thing 1 and Thing 2.


She was smiling
The most evil grin,
Picked them both up
By their hairy little chins.


She threw them through the air
They landed on her shoe,
They got stuck on the roof
All covered in glue.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Nov.27/2004


To Be Continued....

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