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WHO BREAKS SPEED LIMIT IN CALIFORNIA BETTER THAN ANY**POLITICIANS BIG (RADAR) MOUTH WHILE HE POINTS HIS FINGER AT YOU...

{{{{{{{{ LOOK IT SA GREMLIN }}}}}}}}}}}

11-28-06_

CH 4 T V NBC PAST WEEK Ev NEWS,11-27-06_
AMAZING NEW*RADAR GUN TO CATCH SPEEDERS:

*ITS CALLED: Lazar Tech,CHP Has 261 Of
Them In Force At COST: $4,300.oo EACH
TO YOU EL ESTUPIDO TAXPAYERS...

$4,300 x 261= $1,112,300.00--NOW If CHP
SPENT THIS AMOUNT ON CATCHING PERVERT
F--KEN CHILD MOLESTERS..."LAUGH"...

.......................................

{{ I LOOK UNDER MY CAR BEFORE I LEAVE }}

WHENCE I Pull Outa This Hole In Wall Apt
I Look Both Ways Up & Down-WHY? Sum FART
Drunken Illegals Mexicanos Will Be Doin_

70 MPH Down Side Streets Loaded Make His
Turn RightInto(CRASH)My Car-Dozens It Is
People Have Been RUN IN TO Over Dirty_

YEARS Simply PullenOut Of This Building_

WHY DO I LOOK UP& DOWN Either Cop Car Or
Helicopter Will Be In Front Or Flyen Or
Landing On Building,i.e.YOU MIGHT GET_

SHOT AT OR KILLED BY PSYCHO LAPD COPS!

.......................................

{{{ALL THAT GLITTERS NOT GOLD ITS PLASTIC }}}

NOW WHY ARE ALL NEW CARS MANUFACTURED An
Built ALL LOOKS LIKE BATH TUBS(?) Can
You Believe It:*1st It Is To Make You_

* Absolutely NO Ground Effects...

SUCK (Use) More Gasoline, 2nd CHP/LAPD
Cop RADAR GUNS Connect To Round Bold Be
Fat Ass Surfaces,i.e.WILL MIS READ YOUR_

ACTUAL SPEED LIMIT No Doubt Read Higher
Speed Limit 5 to 10 MPH Over Limit!FIRE
Up Urine Ass-I Am Gona BLOW YOUR BRAINS!

.......................................

CH 50 T V KCOE SAT EV,11-25-06_
WAR MOVIES - WAR AIRPLANES:

CAN Y0U BELIEVE Not USA But,+GERMANS An
British CREATED 1st JET ENGINES! Grand
Stand Like Today USA Is Always Barteren_

...STEALING SECRETS FROM ME,TRASK AND
ALL OTHER COUNTRY'S!

.......................................

IT ALL REALLY STARTED In 1940's, It Led
TO ROCKET ENGINE-THEN To Airplane,Bled
Made Man BREAK SOUND BARRIER! But,Those_

SPEEDS CAUSED PHENOMINAL STRESS ON BOTH
ENGINES & AIRPLANES Out Of Control Both
Literally Destroyed Airplanes And It_

EVEN KILLED TEST PILOTS...TODAYS NOW_

INSANE AIRPLANES Can ReachSpeeds Over Be
6000 MPH Then Urine In Outer Space,Gee
You May Never Come Back! 1st Airplane_

TO DEFEAT RADAR Is STEALTH BOMBER...IF_
Not For Its Is "COMPUTER CONTROLLED"IF_

NOT For "WEIRD SHAPE" Outer Paint(Faint)
Pilot SimplyWould DoJust That(Complaint)
He'd DIE Crashing It & RADAR Would Do_

DETECT IT FLYING ANYWHERE ON EARTH!

.......................................

{{{{{{{{ DURING 1ST WORLD WAR }}}}}}}}}

+ GERMANS CREATED ROCKET BUZZZ BOMBER
IT FLEW SO F--KEN IRRADICAL NO CALMER
MADE SO MUCH NOISE,i.e. JEWS NEVER NOR_

GERMANS(SHIT IN PANTS) KNEW WHERE IT
WOULD ACTUALLY LAND ON JEWS OR GERMANS!

.......................................

{{{HERE' WHATS GONA REALLY BLOW YOUR MIND }}}

RADAR DEFEAT DETECTION Was Not Created
By Scientists Built Stealth Bomber,Fated
Until Late 1990'-2000's!Simply They Did_

NOT REALLY GET CONTROL OF AIRPLANES NOW
Ability To Fly Alone Defeat Radar! WOW
1st They Created Computer Stability Fly_

2nd It STILL DID NOT Totally Defeat All
Radar, So They Then Created Black (Fall)
Paint Hide It In Sky! Now I Take You_

Back Due New Then In_

.......................................

{{{{{{{ ONLY FOOL CAN BE FOOLED }}}}}}}

TO 1960's WHEREIN GMC Started 1st REAR
ENGINE CORVETTE Built 3 Model'Round Near
1964-Last Tested On Winter Tracks Cold_

MICHIGAN-OF COURSE TEST CORVETTE SPUN
OUT OF CONTROL,i.e. REAR HEAVY & DUMB
Use 2*Ply Fiberglas Bias 70 Series Tires_

*RADIAL TIRE NOT PERFECTED TIL LATE 1990's!

TIRES-ICE On WINTER TRACKS Blew It For
Test Driver,i.e.REALLY REASON WHY,WHORE
POLITICO'S GMC Shot Down Rear Engine Car_

CORVETTE To Be"MAKO SHARK" _

{{{{{{{{ AS BE STUPID EXCUSE }}}}}}}}}

SIMPLY ADDING Car Insurance To Expensive
REALLY IT WAS"TOOLING"(FOOLING)EXTENSIVE
CHANGE OVER StartBuild REAR ENGINE Then_

CORVETTES!So,Late JANUARY 1968 Out Comes
1ST 1968 Corvette Convertibles,Be Comes
2ND Out MAY 1968 Corvette Coupe-BETTER_

KNOWN AS: FAST BACKS! I Got One Of Very
1st Cars "NOT WITHOUT PROBLEMS" Be Nary
1968 CORVETTE COUPE Was Built 50 YEARS_

AHEAD OF ITS TIME VIA_

SPACE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY -Even 1st Then He
Engineer Was"JAPANESE GUY"! Even Then He
Was GUIDED BY OUTSIDE MEANS,i.e.HE WAS_

GUIDED BY SPACE ALIEN TECHNOLOGY SOURCE!

.......................................

{{{{{{{{{{{{{ ITS A FACT }}}}}}}}}}}}}

MY NEW 1968 Corvette Coupe Defeated All
All Police Radar! Is Simply Reason Call
GMC-CHP Complained That Radar Guns Fall_

FAIL----THEN THEY SERVED NO PURPOSE!

......................................

{{{{{ AIN'T NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH }}}}}

EXACTLY WHY GMC CHEVROLET DID AWAY WITH
"RADICAL BODY DESIGN 1968 CORVETTE",DIFF
BECAUSE SNOUTED NOSE SLANTED RADIATOR_

IT DEFLECTED ALL ANY RADAR ANY KIND!

.......................................

{{{{{{ YOU CAN BELIEVE IT NOW }}}}}}}}

SO:NOW YOU KNOW HOW "STEALTH BOMBER"CAME
TOO PASS -SIMPLY SCIENTISTS/USA BE LAME
F--KEN DUCKS COPIED IT MY NOW NEW_

1968 CORVETTE (RADICAL) COUPE.....

....."STEALTH RADICAL BODY DESIGN"!

.......................................

{{{{{{{{{{{ YOU'VE BEEN HAD }}}}}}}}}}}

JUMPING BACK TO CALIFORNIA'S CHP LATEST
RADAR GUN NOTHIN BUT "GRAVY TRAIN" BEST
WAY TO F-K YOU YET-COLLECT MORE ILLEGAL_

TAXES! AND,WHILE URINE CHOKEN ON THIS
NOW TRUE STORY"GET SPEEDING TICKET" DIS
BRINGS ME TO: $ BILLON$ TAXPAYERS YOUR_

HARD EARNED MONEYS STATE EPA BIG BROTHER
WILL SPEND F--K YOU DEAD TO GRAVES,OTHER
CANNOT FIND COME UP WITH ANY RADAR GUN_

TO CATCH (KILL)F--KEN PERVERTS CHILD MOLESTERS!

.......................................

WHY(?) SIMPLY THEY CAN'T MAKE ANY MONEYS
GET $GREEDIER FAST ENOUGH$,BENT HONEYS
IT'S ILLEGALS MEXICANOS DOIN ALL THAT_

SPEEDING ON STREETS & FREEWAYS OF F--KED
UP "MEXIFORNNNNIIIAAA" IN HURRY CLUCKED
DRUNKEN DRIVING TO GET TO NOWHERE, BUT_

LET'S HAVE ANOTHER $16.99 18 PACK OF
BUDWEISER - MILLERS LIGHT BEER...

CAN'T WAIT KNOCK UP ANOTHER ONE THOSE
11,12,13 YEAR OLD (BABY)*CHIKAS...

THEN USE BOTH EXCUSES ABOVE THEY WERE
SO DRUNK THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE
F--KEN (KNOCKEN UP CHICKA)SPEEDEN TO_

FAST MASTURBATING( Jacken Off) AT 120 MPH...

*BECOME (HOSED) TRASH BIN BABIES...

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NEVER COMMONPLACE ONLY FOREVER IN YOUR FACE..

ME,TRASK "POETIC PROPHET"c 2006 TRASK...

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** ALL POLITICIANS HAVE *GREMLINS THAT
FOLLOW THEM AROUND-HOW SATAN DEVIL(FAT)
IS DECRIPT HUMAN BEING-KEEPS HIS TABS_

WATCH ON HIS EVIL LITTLE POLITICAL PETS...

.......................................

EPA BIG BROTHER WILL (HAS) DESTROY ALL
REALITY--IN NAME OF $ F--KEN GREED $...

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{{{{{{{{{ QUE PASA EL LOCO'S }}}}}}}}}

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REFERENCE MY POEM:

AS All He Wants For XMAS Is His 2 Front Teeth...

.......................................

.......NEW UPDATE:

{{{{{ ON THREAT OF ILLEGAL ALIENS }}}}}}

GO TO: http://www.worldnetdaily.com

Click On:ILLEGAL ALIENS MEXICANOS
.........KILL 12 AMERICANS DAILY

BY Joseph Farah--ARTICLE_ID=53103
November 28, 2006

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Reviewed by Richard Cederberg	12/1/2006

No one, and I mean NO ONE! can ever say that they don't know where Trask stands! I didn't know that about the Corvettes man. It makes sense though. Thanks for another great informative story my Never Commonplace forever in your face friend. Your friend ... Richard Lloyd Cederberg





Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson	12/1/2006

Sir Trask your story is so full of truths, facts that can be looked up!! messages hidden in lines revealing more truths like all said here Outstanding but you know that had a tee top 82 Camaro blew engine soon as i got it (maybe bought bad) *sorry it took me so long to get here old computer





Reviewed by Tinka Boukes	11/29/2006

Most amazing story indeed!! Love tinka





Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor	11/29/2006

Amazing!

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