This week, Studio Reader Stan is visited by his friend, Herb.
Studio Reader Stan sits in the coffee shop when Herb sits down.
Studio Reader Stan: Hey, Herb, how you doing?
Herb: I can’t be a studio reader anymore. I’m going crazy. Nearly every script they give me is 120 pages of CGI. Not even a hint of a story in any of ‘em.
Studio Reader Stan: Well, then how’s your writing going?
Herb: Horrible. I can’t get my agent to read any of my scripts.
Studio Reader Stan: What’s he say when you ask?
Herb: That he has Strep Throat.
Studio Reader Stan: Well, that might sideline someone.
Herb: For nine months? It’d be more believable if he said he was pregnant... What about your agent, can you introduce me to her?
Studio Reader Stan: Writers are no longer her priority. That designation apparently goes to an unemployed and untrained monkey.
Herb: So she doesn’t read scripts at all?
Studio Reader Stan: If her illiterate underwear model fiancé likes the font, she’ll read it.
Herb: I like my odds with that. Can you get me a meeting?
Seems like Studio Stan has been busy; I will have to catch up on his adventures. (Been in the hospital, but am now home and doing much better. :) ) Great story as always, Stephen! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
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