I decided to go for a jog.  It was chilly so I wore my navy blue sweats, runners and a white headband.  I plugged my walkman into my ear and zipped out the door. 

What a beautiful, brisk evening...  After my run, I realized that I needed a few things at the store.  Instead of rushing home to change, I trotted over to the supermarket and grabbed myself a grocery cart and away I went down the aisles.  Hey - I felt like a million bucks, especially after running two miles.

Then I saw the cat food on the bottom shelf. I crouched down and took a gander.  Let me see - Kitty Chow - that's it.

I reached for the bag, stood up and placed the package in my cart.  All seemed well - YA RIGHT!   I felt a wee breeze on my legs and when I looked down, I gasped...my sweat pants

were around my ankles.

OMG! Sh&%t!!

The elastic waistband lost its desire to hug my waist and went south.  What a sight to behold - Susan standing in her underwear!  I never moved so fast in my life.  I grabbed my drawers, yanked them up and looked to see if anyone was watching.

Phewwwwww - or so I thought!

As I scanned the aisles, I noticed a young man trying to smother his laughter.  His eyes looked every-which-way as not to embarrass me any further - until he couldn't resist any longer and let out a loud - Baahahahahahaha!

My feet started to move as I held on tight to my bloomers.  I passed the laughing bystander, made a dash for the checkout counter, and bolted through the exit door.  I didn't stop until I got home.  As I sit here typing, I wonder if my shopping cart, with the cat food, is still sitting on aisle 4 waiting for my return! 

I hope the store camera didn’t caught my act, otherwise, I may be the next shining star on, “America’s Funniest Videos.” 

 
So - what happened to you today?

Oct, 2006