The boys get themselves in a sticky
situation when they don't listen to instructions in art class...
"You see they wouldn't listen. And now see the sticky fix they are in!"
Being an art teacher may seem to be A fun job to an outsider,
but you haven't seen anything yet. Today, the students are
making an airplane out of construction paper.
The art teacher has several colors available and at each desk,
scissors, paste and instructions. Guiding them
through the process one slow step at a time,
she must breathe and be patient.
At times, this job has her at wit's end!
She wonders why the boys gather together
at the back of the classroom whispering and laughing.
And sharing art supplies?
"Boys, what are you up to back there?"
"Nothing ." reply the boys in unison.
Suddenly, a burst of laughter from the back of the classroom. And then pandemonium!!
One boy, another and then still another.
Say the same dreaded word.
You know the one...
Andy comes running to her desk and in a second she can sum up the situation.
Or actually the joke that is supposed to be on her.
But turns around on them.
She told the students about staying out of my teacher's supply cabinet.
But they didn't listen.
Well, the boys got in a sticky situation when they decided to ditch the paste and use Crazy Glue to paste their airplanes together.
Save time?
No way!
Crazy Glue fingers!
Teacher to the rescue with a handy bottle of nail polish remover.
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