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     My wife has GOT to be the SEXIEST vixen on the planet: each and every time I look at her my heart leaps to my throat, my sexual desires go into *MAJOR OVERDRIVE*, and I just do what any red-blooded male does upon seeing a pretty woman: go "WAHOO!!!! WOTTAWOMAN!!!!!"

M'buti is drop-dead gorgeous with a capital G: TALL (WELL over 6'), thin (TOO thin by some people's "standards", but I think she's a HOTTIE!!), dark, chocolate-brown skin, expressive amber eyes that have a tendency to change color, depending on her mood, a long, straight nose, and..whoa, Roberto--I'd better stop while I'm ahead; I'm getting horny just THINKING of my wife right now....

Her breasts are supple, soft, and just right for handling, and when we make love she fits perfectly into my arms; she is just right for holding and hugging (and kissing and...). She makes me feel like a man; she is just too pretty!!! I wish I could make love to her all day, but my job prevents me from doing that; besides the old boss lady MIGHT get a bit annoyed if I don't show up for work...

I wish a guy knew what my wife was like..she is just too, too gorgeous! She reminds me of a beauty queen. And man, oh man, is she STACKED!!! She takes sweet care of me and our son, and she is a dynamic housekeeper and is a FANTASTIC cook! She is also a beautiful singer; she should consider cutting a CD; she has the perfect voice: sexy and breathy and high..wow, but can that girl SING!!!--

People get mad at me because they see me with M'buti, and, like me, the guys go ga-ga whenever they see her, she's so beautiful; but then they see The Ring on her finger, and it's like, "Aww, MAN!!" They get annoyed really fast because she's "taken". She is "unavailable" to all comers excepting for me.

She is ALL MINE, Baby!!

Or they get mad because my wife happens to be disabled, and I don't see what that has to do with the price of tea in China, what that has to do with anything. So she's in a wheelchair most of the time. Big flipping deal. She STILL can make love, and she STILL can take care of not only me, but herself, the house, AND a CHILD!! She is NOT helpless!! And she CAN walk on crutches or a walker; she is not ALWAYS in her wheelchair!! When I look at M'buti I DON'T SEE the wheelchair. The leg braces or the scarred-up legs. The crutches. The walker. The unnatural thinness of her long, lean body. The sunken eyes or the prominent cheekbones. The ashen tone to her face. The "pain lines" etching her stunningly beautiful face. I don't see ANY of that. When I look at her, all I see is MY WIFE, M'BUTI and NOTHING ELSE.

She may look odd or unusual to most people, but to me she looks like a goddess. An AFRICAN goddess. And a goddess who so happens to be my WIFE.

More guys should be as blessed as I AM!!

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To the love and joy of my life--M'buti Ayala, my Maasai Queen!!
Your Sweetums, Roberto. (MMMRRROOWWW!!!! ;0) )

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