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How to buy a puppy for your child (7).
by Jack Kuperman
Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     Father's mother.

Your son and his wife tried to buy a puppy to your little grandchild but did not succeed.

Your other grandchild thought that he could do it.

Your son's in-laws tried too and ending in the same point of not succeeding.

It is up to you to do their job.

You decide to go to buy a puppy today.

.

But you cannot come with empty hands.

You know that your daughter in law cannot prepare any decent meal and your son is starving, so you decide to prepare a small meal for him.

You ask your husband to go to the market to buy some products for your cooking.

In meanwhile, you begin to prepare yourself for the visit.

You cannot show yourself on the streets going to your "in-law" with hair in such condition, so you take a bus and go to other side of the town to your hairdresser.

He is busy at least hour more, so you go to tan-institute for quarter of hour treatment.

Soon will come summer and you have to be prepared.

Eight months pass so quickly.

You return to your hairdresser and he is still busy.

You go to gym.

There you wait for John a stunner and do a lesson with him.

Time goes slowly and you sweat a lot.

You already want to finish but John pushes you further and further.

At last, the lesson ends and you go to showers.

Then you go to receptions to take your bag.

The girl there asks you how was your lesson with John on noiselessly knitting.

You tiredly answer that all was well that you succeed to be almost noiseless but need some more practice and then return to the hairdresser.

.

He is not here.

But he left a note:

"I am too hairy. Went to this hair-killer across the road. In emergency, come there and I'll do hairdressing there while my hair is murdered"

Of course, it is emergency, so you cross the road.

.

When you see your hairdresser sitting and another guy working on him, you feel that your hour came.

You begin to give him advices how to do a good haircut.

You should know.

You have done it all your life.

But the guy begins to be anxious and cuts too short.

When you show him with your finger, and he, trying not to cut it, cuts a bunch of hairs, your hairdresser tries to rise.

Another bunch of hairs falls on the floor.

You go out with the direction of hairdresser finger in order to find the place he has sent you to.

Then think better and go home.

You do not like to be hairdressed by people on their bad days.

.

At home, you decide to brush your hair and you are sure that it still does not look good.

With a deep sigh, you go to the bedroom.

You change to another wig.

Look in the mirror and see the most beautiful woman there.

Very pleasant by yourself you go to open the door to see who is ringing there.

Your dear husband.

Sweat covering almost all his face.

Dragging seven bags with products, you asked him to buy.

You show him where to put everything trying not to stay in his way.

You begin the Examination of the buying.

Your husband begins to pale.

-What is this! Apples? Did I say to buy such little apples? Do you try to save on our son?

And why did you buy those huge potatoes? You know that I do not like them.

And where are cucumbers? What do you mean I did not tell you? I remember for sure that I told you. As always, you have forgotten. Begin to write down things. And don't say that it is not on the paper I've given you. I said you to buy, just forgot to write down. Is it the reason you do not buy it? Oh, it is impossible with you.

.

Your husband is in his room from the beginning of your tirade, but it does not interfere with you to continue for 7 minutes more criticising his headless buying.

At last, you finish the examination and understand that you are too tired to make any cooking now.

You phone to your son, explain him that you are too tired because of his silly father to go to buy a puppy today and go to take some well-deserved rest.

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Reviewed by Linda Law 12/4/2008
When is the kid going to get his puppy.... ???? These are cute side trips tho... lindalaw

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