' A vampire how interesting ,' I said now learning who I was . I started doing vampire like things and you know what they are .

But I discovered I still had my life as a comedian days went by without nothing to do as I hung from my ceiling from the house that was mine . When I was bored I use to hang singing a hundred bottles of blood or juggling heads from victims I kept .

One day accidentally as I tried talking to a spider I caught my tongue caught in it's web and the spider climbed on it .

Not before it was to late the spider climb inside of me .When I went too the bathroom even vampires go to hundreds of spiders came out I'd flushed them I did . A vampire life is exciting at times but being immortal can be quite .

I do like being alone so I bought me a pet rock doesn't talk much .

A vampire does not have a life as you know blood blood and blood is all we eat . I wish I could have pizza once in awhile I'm getting tire of also to choosing that between white and dark meat .

A vampire .

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