Pick me Up or Lay me Down part l (more I hope is On the Way) (short story) by Richard J Kallao on AuthorsDen

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Pick me Up or Lay me Down part l (more I hope is On the Way)
by Richard J Kallao
Friday, August 21, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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try some humor now been to serious of late

Ding : This is Oscar Goldman of the OSI , Steve are you at home ?

Dong : Yes I am , but I'm having trouble switching my hand on .

Ding : Steve your bionic you don't use batteries .

Dong : How do I recharge myself my energy bar says I'm low .

Ding : What did you do last night .

Dong : I watch twenty four hours of the Bionic Woman .

Ding : Steve you should know better even you need rest .

Dong : I love her Oscar I love Jamie .

Ding : She's not real Steve , that's a tv show .

Dong : So are we Oscar .

Ding : We our ?

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