George was a dog you see and like most dogs he was loyal to you see one day he followed his master too school but returning home was not so good you see .Why he didn't like to at first .But he did instead As he return he decided to take a short cut but instead ended up in a butcher's shop instead .Seeing where he was he bark and turned in fact around and ran as fast as he could instead the other way around .
He ran so fast and so far he did not realize where he was going .He ended up in Africa if you'd believe the natives never saw a dog before so they made him their god instead and now George was serving up his own kind of soup bones speciality instead .George was even happier in fact here instead .He had had never missed home wherever that was .
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
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