The stove it's on fire I ran to put it out . Hows that to start a story with a bang and not a whimper .I only bought this incident up because it will become essential later in the plot .

I live in Florida you see where it is summer year round . I used to live in Michigan where the seasons changed . I  mow grass now from nine to three so one day I was doing my job as I started my lawn mower I saw a group of fire ants coming towards me.

In time my job gets boring so from time to time I need a littke diversion . ' Help ,' I'd  had yell  but no one came I fogot everybody was out all except for  me . Fire ants or so they say I got nearer to one and I now  what they mean a sting from a fire ant is as deadly as a bee .

So anytime I'm near a fire I scream .

But don't blame me blame three fire ants I  just happen too see .Never play with matches which is a good reminder but never never go near a fire ant they're deadlier then a fire .

end ,ouch that hurts .