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Laugh and Everyone Smiles Together
by Richard J Kallao
Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Rated "PG13" by the Author.

       
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' Look a rainbow,' someone commented as the storm was gone but suddenly it flickered the rainbow's colors were gone it yelled ,' Does anyone have any energizers .'

' There I saw one,' commented someone . ' Saw what ? ' ask someone else .He pointed off to a distance .

' The first sign of spring , two rabbits making love how sweet .' A rabbit turned and twinkled his nose , he looked at us and yelled ,' We our not mating your mistaking that was a scene in the new comedy movie  that is called ,' A Tale of Two Fluffies .'

The peanut rolled out of the bag at a baseball game he thought he was getting away from being eating but just outside a parade  passing by the peanut almost made it across the street but there was an elephant that grabbed it by it's trunk .

' Oh my lords eating by a pink elephant no less .'

 

reminder : Never assume anything assumption the first clue to be make an ass out of you .

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