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by Richard J Kallao
Tuesday, September 1, 2009

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     sorry writing so much .just what I love to do .......................

A rose grew by the tree and look up at it suddenly a bee landed on it and started sucking on it .' What are you doing ? '

The bee buzz ,' I'm getting dew from you it won't hurt trust me ,

' How do you know it's my dew maybe I need it to poo .' The bee flew off not sure what to do .He flew to a small leaf on the tree and sat but the'd tree told it don't he needed his dew to make poo .

The bee return to his hive and the Queen asked ,' Why so less ? '

' A flower told me it need it for poo so did a tree nearby so what should I do ? ' he asked her disappointing .She looked at him .Not knowing what to say to him .Must be the farmer nearby she thought it could be .

' I think it's the farmer nearby he puts laxatives in his soil this time of year to discourage coyotes and the like not to come here .' The bee gave her the honey he had and left and flew off to try again .

' Good luck .'

 

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