There it was a prune tree a rarity in this world as we knew it a prune was as precious as life itself .

' A prune tree ,' a woman yelled everyone ran ,' Don't forget the rules who ever sees it first gets fifty percent of it .'

A prune tree a valuable commodity because they  as much worth as a dollar or penny was these days food had banished except for a dietary few that existed that was health food the only law that you couldn't do in fact was after eating prunes you couldn't fart .

But unfortunately the woman forgot and ate prunes for supper in front of her husband and children she farted twelve times now she's also even serving up prunes from her cell as she is serving up to ninty-nine years plus life .

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