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Star Trek:2009 : Beam
by Richard J Kallao
Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     original idea and story
feature are Spock and
McCoy..................
thankyou J.J.Abrahms ..
this is a salute to Billy Mays too ...

Trees blew overhead and he watched them with curiousity . ' What are you doing Spock ? ' asked the Chief Medical Officer .

' They say every time you hear a bell an angel gets their wings ? ' McCoy nodded amaze by how much the Vulcan knew they receive a signal for a planetary defense call,the Enterprise responded .McCoy and Spock were ask too make first contact while investigating the planet surface .It was similiar to Earth during it's early days .

' I wonder what happens when you hear a leaf ? '

' You hear a leaf ? ' asked McCoy then stop asking looking at Spock's ears ,' Of course you do .' McCoy looked at the leaf Spock was staring at , he'd thought for a moment and then smiled .There were insects on the leaf and gnawing at it . Both looked at each other .

' You need to have Pest Removal .' And McCoy looks at the reader as he holds a product ,' Get Beam it instantly removes pest from any and all surfaces, dial NCC-1701 today and get Beam to remove your pests and call us today ' Spock grab the product and spray some on McCoy ,' It too removes pests immediately .'

Suddenly McCoy was beaming to the Enterprise  he was he continued to scream . ' Very funny Spock.' Spock only raised his eyebrow.

 

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