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How Much Are Things Worth Nothing At All .
by Richard J Kallao
Sunday, September 13, 2009

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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     hairy scary

' What are you doing dear ? '

' Picking cotton from my teeth ,' I told her as I smacked my lips .Suddenly a hairball spat out of my mouth and back at me . It bit my neck .Then I'd had suddenly fell .Now what ? Now what do I do ? Oh the pain the pain of it .How much can I take now ?

' Wow I'd just got bit by a hairball .' Suddenly I fell and she knelt down by me . I was in real pain Then  it had  hurt too .She didn't know what to do . Why did it hurt getting bit by that thing .

' Anything I can do ? ' I looked up and smiled ,' Not unless you'd have a toothpick ? ' The hairball was gone but still I didn't feel right at all not one bit right .Now what do I'd do , I scream of course ,like we do . I continue coughing up hairballs .

Ewww they taste nasty .

 

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