After I swallowed the spider my pyschiatrist gave me some water to see if it would calm me down .But instead the spider grew .The spider grew and grew ouch someone get me aspirin please .
I didn't know what to do .She took me to the hospital and they x-ray me to see what was inside .All they found were my body parts a pill I took and my spleen .Oh they did find a spider inside .But it flew .
As the doctors put me under I had protested .But they proceeded anyway they did not remove the spider but something else instead .The doctors remove a half cent worth nickel instead .The spider was gone but where did it go ? I wonder where .
Boy do I have stomach pains instead .
to be continued.............................................
