I stuck my thumb in the pie  made my mother cry like that one kid did .

Then I sat on the wall like Humpty Dumpty and fell, but I did not break my shell though my rare did not do so well .Since I'd was a vampire and too an immortal and I left my girlfriend Bella Swan .I needed something too do to pass the time .

I need something to do I tried mimic stories I read .Then I remember the Vincent Price movie , The Fly . I created too my own web too trap animals to drink their blood .That was my mistake  I trap my father  instead .

' Just because you like something you read don't try and duplicate it,' he told me .' I shook my head and got him free .

All I said ,' Now you tell me .'

.....hope stephanie doesn't mind.....................................................................