The next bus I had to get on to go to the clinic to get the bee sting out of me , the bus never came and I forget my cell phone indeed .
The cat left me so I looked around and saw a beaver , they had teeth but would he help , are beavers as smart as cats or dogs .I broke off a piece of the bench too offer too the beaver suddenly as I'd got the stinger out of myself I saw the beaver reached for something he had a cell phone, my life can't be getting this worse .
' ' Who are you calling ? ' I ask not even bothering to know how he could talk .I shook my head .
' I'm calling the police, you just broke my favorite bench .'
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.