The beaver called the police but they were not regular police officers . When a police car stopped I must be going crazy two tall storks came out and arrested me .At the police station behind the desk sitting a walrus . ' What are these charges ? ' he ask . He touched his beard looking at me .
The stork standing on one leg read the charge : Vandelism . I decided not to fight it .' Sixty days or community service .I had decided too take community service .I should had took the sixty days .
The next day I was in town doing community service , I knelt down with a bucket and shovel .
' I was a pooper scooper in a town inhabited by animals .'
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
