' Boo who who,' I never heard a ghost cry before I asked the poor ghost what was his problem as we'd both were in an old library which was in fact ready to be torn down .It was condemned as well .And for good if not solid reasoning too .

' I'd thought ghosts were suppose to scare not the other way around ? ' I asked the ghost as he was looking at himself in a mirror .He was bother by something .I tried to figure out what it was , he wouldn't tell me right of way ,but I knew if I kept bugging him he would .

' Might be a ghost but we still have feelings look what she did .'

' Who did ? ' I asked apparently a tempermental ghost .I wonder who he was talking about as he kept trying too straighten himself out .I told him he looked fine .But he didn't believe me he straighten himself again .' I bet my wife forgot too remember which brand I used .'

' No even ghosts need to stay clean but instead of using soap she used bleach on me ,I looked like a Tie Dye T shirt , I'd feel like I'm back in the 70's.' He didn't like the 1970's apparently .

I only laughed .

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