smile but not to much it might catch on.original idea and story .
I stood on the stage overlooking everyone and I took a deep breath as I did .With nine other people I sat at a table and before us were plates on those plates were cochroaches live ones , whoever then could eat the most a starring role in the next new horror movie .A Timer came on and we started to eat . I then was hungry so I continue to munch .Disgusting but I continued . Munch .
I did it but I'd later found out some starring role . I was a bug and I step on but it was worth it .I got paid 999.99 cents enough to pay my rent .
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
