I saw them in the line up there was six of them but the one I wanted was Edward Cullen he entered my farm and started eating my pigs .I pointed him out and they tooked him back to the room to question him there , the sargent yelled and screamed at Edward but he'd didn't talk .I'd visited later in his cell ' You going tell me why you were my pigs ? ' I asked I demanded that he tell me because I'd was going too press charges on him anyways .
' Because we didn't have bacon at home .'
I gave up and left I told him he enjoyed his stay here and get a lawyer .
' Just make sure he speaks piglatin because I'm going too go and plead insanity ,' he told me and I left .He didn't seem to bother by staying in the cell and I wondered why too .Suddenly the man started singing .
' I was going to make me pigsoup tonight but now I Have to eat carrots instead ,ewwww .' He bit down on a carrot as I walked away .
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