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     a tribute to soupy sales
original idea and story

I turned and yelled,' Duck.'

But no one listened anothr pie came out of nowhere and hit him in the face and he I said I tried too warn him . But who was doing it no matter what you did or where you live no one was safe ,

You'd could be walking down the street suddenly a pie came at you or you be in your home sitting on your toilet, a pie would come at you . There'd were five incidents already and suddenly I didn't take my own to warning I shoulda stayed down but I got up and a pie came at me .

' Pumpkin pie yet, I hate pumpkin pie .'

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