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It was a nice day out I wanted too be with her ,But I couldn't . I had to churned the butter instead .I went up and down and up and down because I'm an Amish .Suddenly I churned harder because I'm an Amish.

She came riding up too me in her horse and buggy that's how we drove we shaun all technology we don't even have electricity .I told her I had to finish churning the butter she'd wanted too help I said no . She'd stayed in her horse and buggy and waited . Finally I put the butter away and joined her .' I'm hungry let's eat .'

We'd went too a local diner and odered two salads , a local boy and his friends had started too tease us , we'd finished eating and before we'd left I looked back at them and smiled . I'd told them at least I'll be in Amish heaven while then they would burn in White and hell and then  watch twenty hours of Mr. Ed and Will the Beaver Ever Grow Up .

We are the Amish and we like it that way .

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