The pig looked up and moved out of the way as a man was coming but not on his own accord .Suddenly the man just landing before the pig . but didn't say nothing .' What are you looking at ? ' he asked the pig .
' You'd commented about your wife's cooking again ,' the pig laughed . He turned and started rolling in the mud .He looked at the man who did not like what he said .He looked mad but only shrugged his shoulders .
' It tasted like garbage .'
' I'd love garbage .' the man told the pig too go have some instead and in few minutes the man just sat there looking at the house and then as he was looking something came flying towards him , it was the pig .He landed next too the farmer .
' Your right that was awful even by my standards,' the pig told him .
Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti
Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.