AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Armand, iGlen Schulz, iMORGAN ST. JAMES, iEdie Batstone, iDonald Beaulieu, iDave Tabler, iMel Hathorn, iDr. Patrick ODougherty, iGlenda Bixler, iMargot Dillard, i

  Home > Humor > Stories
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry      Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Debra Purdy Kong

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Stories
· Blog
· 29 Titles
· 26 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Jun, 2008

Debra Purdy Kong, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.


You Want Fries With That?
by Debra Purdy Kong
Monday, November 9, 2009

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
Recent stories by Debra Purdy Kong
· Birthday Girl
· The Scariest Thing
· Rainy Day
· Bruised Apples
· Fatal Encryption, Chapter Two
· Taxed to Death, Chapter Two
· Taxed to Death, Chapter One
           >> View all 20


     I love flash fiction, justice, and humor. It was fun to incorporate them in one short piece. This piece originally appeared in Short Story Library Magazine.

(340 Words)

     Even before Janet saw the straws hanging out of the teen’s nose, she knew the kid would be trouble. Everyone at Barney’s Burgers had heard the souped-up engine and blaring rap music. The Camry screeched to a stop at Janet’s drive-thru window. Without bothering to turn down the music or remove the straws, the driver ordered four burgers.

     “You want fries with that?” Janet asked.
 
    “You want fries with that?” he mimicked. As he and his buddies laughed, the straws dropped onto the teen’s lap.
 
    Janet sighed and glanced at her daughter, Amy, who waited patiently at the counter. Thank God this dreary evening shift was nearly over and Amy would be driving her home.
 
    “What do ya think, you stupid hag?” the kid yelled. “And make it fast.”
 
    Janet bit the inside of her mouth to keep her reply in check. She’d never backed down from rudeness, but the manager had warned her that jerks came with the territory and Barney’s couldn’t afford to turn customers away.
 
    While the teens gathered their money, the boy behind the driver chugged a Coors.
 
    Janet turned to Amy. “They’ve got beer.”
 
    “Here,” the driver shouted. “Wake up!”
 
    He plunked a fistful of coins into Janet’s hands. By the time she finished counting the cash, their order was ready. The teen grabbed both bags from her, then peeled out of the lot. Within seconds, Janet heard police sirens and more screeching brakes. She turned to see Amy pocketing her cell phone.
 
    “I love having a daughter who’s a cop.” Janet grinned. “Especially one who works three blocks away.”
 
    “I love having a mom who gets a discount at my favorite burger joint.”
 
    After her shift, she and Amy walked toward the station where Amy’s car was parked. Janet smirked at the sullen teens standing next to a pile of beer cans on the curb. Amy greeted colleagues and guided Janet past the group. While an officer handed the driver a citation, Janet looked over her shoulder and blurted, “You want fries with that?”
 
THE END
 

 

Want to review or comment on this short story?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


Reviewed by Eugene Williams 11/12/2009
great story very funny wonderfully written
Reviewed by Felix Perry 11/10/2009
I love it, this is wonderful storytelling at its best and I can well see why it was published. Such a great moral as well.
hugs
fee

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered (Part I) is adult literature featuring adult content and language.  
Member BookAds

Shakespeare Salaciously Satirized by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare Salaciously Satirized (1,000 pages) lampoons 18 famous William Shakespeare plays featuring adult language and content.  
Member BookAds

Blöd Ties by Ian Thorpe

Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti  
Member BookAds