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Alf meet Twilight: An Experiment in Progress
by Richard J Kallao
Friday, November 13, 2009

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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     this is an experiment in progress.
so bare with me . I'm a fan of both
Twilight and the tv series Alf, so
here goes ...........................

Alf  decided to return home or try  find where it once was to have closer in his life so he'd left the Tanners after his spaceship was finally fixed and repaired and took off again .Suddenly however lightning hit it and it fell to the ground .

Getting out of the spaceship Alf began searching to find out where he'd was and saw he was just outside of Forks Washington ,he saw a sign . Forks Washington, suddenly he turned seeing a truck coming . And too a  young man was driving along next too him sat a young pretty woman . The truck suddenly stop as a cat had run in front of it 

Alf was chasing the cat being hungry after his flight .

' Look Bella, an ape ,' commented Edward .

Alf turned and growled . ' I'm no ape , I come from there .' He explained as he studied to see if the cat was dead .Bella saw the spaceship and told Edward , he decided to take both Alf and  the spaceship back to so everybody what he had found . ' Come on ,' said Edward but as Alf now  picking up the cat started gnawing at it and eating it, Bella turned away not wanting to look .

' Don't you have any respect ? ' she asked .

Alf burped and looked at her ,' Cat's are rare where I had come from we eat cats for food . Are there any more ? ' he asked her .He looked around and he didn't do nothing but suddenly started singing a song .

Bella looked at Edward and laughed ,' You two should get along .'

 

to be continued ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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