I feel like everyone else does happy this time of year . I feel as I get on my sleigh ready and willing to do my job . I get in my sleigh and say the reindeer's names . I reached into my suit and grab a bottle : my aspirin .
I'd took a couple and took a deep breath and we were off .Suddenly I saw my wife standing outside and she waved too me too come back .
' A grocery list you made me turned around for this .' She'd then kissed me how I could stay mad at her I couldn't . I was off again but this time one of my elves came out ,and he'd too wanted me too also get some reindeer food too I was off again .
This time I was off . Merry Christmas everyone and stay safe .Suddenly I stopped a police sleigh up here and then he saw who I was and gave me a warning I had never got a speeding ticket .
Just one of those days I suppose I still laugh and yell ,
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets