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I feel like everyone else does happy this time of year . I feel as I get on my sleigh ready and willing to do my job . I get in my sleigh and say the reindeer's names . I reached into my suit and grab a bottle : my aspirin .

I'd took a couple and took a deep breath and we were off .Suddenly I saw my wife standing outside and she waved too me too come back .

' A grocery list you made me turned around for this .' She'd then kissed me how I could stay mad at her I couldn't . I was off again but this time one of my elves came out ,and he'd too wanted me too also get some reindeer food too I was off again .

This time I was off . Merry Christmas everyone and stay safe .Suddenly I stopped a police sleigh up here and then he saw who I was and gave me a warning I had never got a speeding ticket .

 Just one of those days I suppose I still laugh and yell ,

' Merry Christmas . '

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