I looked down the street and our house was the only one without lights on and I was sad but that just meant more too eat this year .I was four hundred pounds , training to be a wrestler but my fault or my weakness were gummy bears or sweet candy . I had to lose to several pounds but that was easier said then done .
Every time I go to a store I buy candy .Then as I step into the ring it would tilt sending me then my opponent down on each other . So instead now of becoming a wrestler I'd became a candy taster or food taster .
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.