Who say's we're in a recession, ...everybody ... alright maybe so ...but we don't have to let this fact alone ruin the season, do we?
Celebrating the holidays in today's economically depressed landscape, for so many of us, the outlook may be somewhat compromised from what it may have been even in recent years.
In light of times like these, we all have to do our part to help get through the everyday of course but especially the holiday season.
In an effort to do my part, I want to pass along some "holiday hints" that may help make the season a little brighter???
Instead of giving gifts that are primarily material, we may have to consider the possibility of giving more of ourselves personally, to those we love. And I hope that these 2 hints might come in handy as we try to observe this holiday season.
1. Hugs, definitely qualify as a Christmas gift and are a warm, heartfelt, and a emotionally moving experience... but wrapping one is not advised.
I speak from experience, as I tried to wrap a hug once, the tape wouldn't stick, and the person to whom I had paid good money, and whom also by the way, had agreed to terms, kept insisting that they couldn't breathe ... and kept fainting. They wouldn't stand still, or they kept insisting I give them something to eat, which is so annoying after just 2 or 3 days, under the tree. This often ruined a potentially romantic moment, more than once.
Not to mention how so upsetting it was, for the person to whom I gave the gift ... to realize or to discover that their gift, of all things had to use the bathroom. She said it was a little hard for her to get used to. I said I totally understood what she meant, and I'm sure she felt better once I explained, apparently the gift had a weak bladder?
But now in retrospect I think, ... and I could be wrong, but I think along with the bathroom issue, the absolute worse was the fact that the gift kept leaving the seat up,... everytime!!!! Talk about being inconsiderate. But I'm sure all of you out there know how it is, apparently even at Christmas, some people can only think of themselves. Even when it's Christmas, for goodness sakes!!!!!
2. Also please remember, kisses, especially the intimate one's or even those done under the mistletoe ( or anywhere else, for that matter) are best served at room temperature. I just thought you should know.
Please stay tuned for more awe inspiring, and ingenious holiday hints, this is just what I do, 'cause I just want to help.
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
