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Bermuda Weather Humor
by Ronald W. Hull
Thursday, December 1, 2011

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     Just a punny observation…

 

 

This year I noticed that most of the Atlantic hurricanes in one way or another affected Bermuda.  Because Bermuda is at a more northern latitude, the storms are moving rapidly and of lesser power and shorter duration.  I suggest we call them, “Bermuda Shorts.”

 

The young people of Bermuda like the rest of the world, like to raise their hands in greeting, matching hand-to-hand in a, “High-Five.”  I suggest, that when they greet at the airport, to speed their way through the checkpoints that they just give each other, a “Bermuda High.”

 

Copyright 2011 © Ronald W. Hull

 

12/1/11

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Reviewed by Morgan McFinn 7/16/2013

Very clever short. I got a kick out of it!

Reviewed by Michael True 3/18/2013
Great - and cleaver observation!
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 12/7/2011
I hadn't read this but now I'm glad I did. Puns are a core element of intelligent humor and I'm rotten to the core. Patrick
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 12/1/2011
Giggle....very cute, Ronald! Loved it!

Anna

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