Poop I did it again, then my  horse went poop as I tried to tell it to getty up but it wouldn't move ,what a horse ,
 

Her name was Krist and she was about to be shot when I save her .Suddenly then the  horse started galloping and this time I was ready I held onto the horse as she gallopped ,we were heading for South Paw a newly organized town of about one hundred as it was just beginning as a town ,but unlike most the citizens here were usually good natured .
 

I held then onto my sidearm too as we rode toward South Paw being new in this town and I was ready for anything to, I prepared my life to be living in the west .Krist then had began too slow down which usually we were close our destination and she was trained in that at least .Poop that then was not my horse that time,that was me,and so I hurried my horse along to the nearest tree and tied the horse around the tree then I reach for the lowest branch near me and grabbed some leaves .

I tried then getting back on my horse but he held his nose,' Are you kidding you didn't use Puffs the softest tissue around for any occassion .' I look at my horse and said,' At least then  I'll have the sofest bottom aaround and I'll beat you to South Paw .' My horse laughed .I raised my right arm and my horse took a sniff and fell over .
 

' Very funny,' I said not laughing and started running toward South Paw but as I passed each person they fell over and saying ,' Hip Hip Hooray here comes Stinky our new Sheriff in Law .'
 

From that day forward that was my name Stinky .
 

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