My finger was cut,bleeding I suck on it, and me a vampire sucking my own blood .I turned hearing a sound,it was my wife and son. And they looked at me ,asking me when I was going out forsome food .
 

You see us vampires live on blood and we survive by it,especially our children ,my son was only three so needed blood that we had ,now it was up to me to go out and hunt for my family .I had hated flying unlike other vampires which seemed to enjoy it,but now I had no choice but to fly . I leaned out a window and changed into a bat ,started flapping my wings but as I was flying away from the castle and towards a nearby forest where I knew of were small animals that I could easily hunt,but this time I made a mistake .
 

I forgot how high these trees were and wouldn't you know there was a giant spiderweb strung between the trees and I flew right into it,as I struggle to get free another bat ,' Son why you leave your mother ? '  I then had asked him looking concern for his mother . But I knew he would only leave her if she wanted him to do something important .
 

' She wanted some milk '
 

' Milk your mothers getting soft,but I don't think we'll be getting out of this one ,' he said as he pointed to a giant spider and they both reached for each other's hand and shook their heads .And the spider came closer .
 

' What is taking those two so long, the mother vampire was waiting for the father and son to return with some food ,' Men there only good for two things and I'd won't say which either .' She laughed .
 

end,vampires suck .one shot idea
if you cant make fun of life why bother
at all . ..................................................