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     original don't ask me why I
wrote this one I did

' Watch out you idiot ,' she told him .

' That wasn't me,' he said ,' there's something else in bed with us.'
 She felt something else again still it felt like he was trying to still,
but she was to tired to go on .

' Tomorrow.'

He turned and closed his eyes something was touching him, thought
she was tired,he lifted up the sheets and they saw laying in bed with
them a lizard ,he was green but not because that was his skin color .

' Since people won't listen to me on tv , I try the direct approached
to try and sell life insurance,' Then the lizard turned to the lady and
smiled at her as he climbed out of bed .

' And remember buy it today Tyco life insurance then ,and by the
 way miss,  it doesn't show much trust me ,' then the  lizard told her,

And he left .
 
' Tyco  get it to today it might prove useful when you least expect it .'

 

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