On a beach somewhere I do not know where
where a jegend was born of two mighty crabs
that met one day and battle each other for their
shell .A crab's home is it's shell.

' Please jet me have your shell you can always
find one just for yourself,'the crab said,' I have
a family now I need more room, my kids are in
fact crying all the time .'

' Sorry I cannot you see my shell is for life,my
life that is,besides I just had cable hooked up.'

Then since both crabs couldn't agree they took
off each others shell and started fighting I was
a young boy then I watched as I sat by my mom.

Suddenly the fight ended,' You are right I should
had thought better no man is better then any mans
family, family should come first ,here you take it.'

' Why suddenly so agreeable? ' asked the other crab
not knowing why the other crab gave in suddenly he
had the upper hand after all now he stopped and then
started toward the water ,he turned back and smiled.

' Thats o.k. with my new shell phone I have everything
on it ,even wireless internet,it's called the Crab Nebula
besides its yours now you'll be getting a bill soonTritan 
 I'd didn't pay my home owners insurance ,good luck .'
And the crab was gone,the other crab cursed to himself
and I laughed my mom used Tritan to for our boat and to
life insurance , but believe me when you think you don't
need it you do . Ask my mom .

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