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Africa-White Men can't Swing(updated just now)
by Richard J Kallao
Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Rated "PG" by the Author.

       
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     original,my sequel to White Men Can't Jump ,the movie with
Woody Harrelson :)

Africa-to a continent whose inhabitants are a mixed breed
and mainly consists of the most dangerous and unexpected
wild life on the planet, Ti is a young man who lives  in Africa
and he is part of a tribe called the Moongongna one day they
 had a group of white men come to see if they could improve
their way of life there.

In exchange for these ways the white men bought Ti and his
tribe taught the white men the ways of Africa,especially one
way in particular,food,now theres this tree that had a special
fruit Ti and his people like too eat but  have to climb to the top
too get at it,well Ti climbed it easily as did his son Tu,the white
men whose name was Sandy and Fred tried too climb,but they
were using a vine to try to swing up to the top of the tree,Sandy
almost made it but fell Fred could barely grab onto the vine.

Ti and Tu looked at one another they liked what the white men
bought to them, but if they couldn't swing they starve to death.

They kept trying until one day they did it,but when they got to the
top of the tree Fred was so excited he'd got there he started then
dancing, and so did Sandy, they start dancing in the Swing Style.

Ti looked at his son and shook his head,' White men can't swing .'

Tu laughed as they started to swing too. After the white men had
left After Ti and his tribe had disinfected the tree they were and in
fact they used a special spray to do it too .

' This spray I got when I was in the white men's country,'explaied
Ti to his son who had asked what it was too . ' They have places in
fact called stores where instead of getting food off trees or plants
you walk into a building and they have the food there .'

' Wow.' said his son,' One day I'll have to go to America.'

Ti smiled,' One day you will.'

end.

 

 

 

 

 

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