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Aliens and my Dog name Jones
by Richard J Kallao
Friday, February 8, 2013

Rated "G" by the Author.

       
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One day Ihad a dog his name was Jones
and on that day he was hungry so I gave
him a bone,but like all dogs do he buried
his bone in the yard in the back of then in 
the back of the house .

Jones forgot how deep he was digging
he unearth a flying saucer,but this one
was tiny,no bigger then Jones ear itself
the tiny creatures were so grateful that
Jones freed them after they had crash
landed on Earth were trapped .

' We will make you our size and return
to our world,our people have been too
waiting for us to return, ' the tiny alien
told my dog name Jones .How I know
this happened I was preparing Jones
dinner and I looked out the window to
call his name the aliens had strap him
on top of their spaceship wearing the
spacesuit they had bought with them
in case they captured a prisoner but
who knew to that Jones was going too
be their saviour and once on their own
planet Jones was made king .

Me I missed my dog name Jones but
at least now I won't have a minature
golf course in my backyard . Jones .

 

end .

 

 

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