One day Ihad a dog his name was Jones
and on that day he was hungry so I gave
him a bone,but like all dogs do he buried
his bone in the yard in the back of then in
the back of the house .
Jones forgot how deep he was digging
he unearth a flying saucer,but this one
was tiny,no bigger then Jones ear itself
the tiny creatures were so grateful that
Jones freed them after they had crash
landed on Earth were trapped .
' We will make you our size and return
to our world,our people have been too
waiting for us to return, ' the tiny alien
told my dog name Jones .How I know
this happened I was preparing Jones
dinner and I looked out the window to
call his name the aliens had strap him
on top of their spaceship wearing the
spacesuit they had bought with them
in case they captured a prisoner but
who knew to that Jones was going too
be their saviour and once on their own
planet Jones was made king .
Me I missed my dog name Jones but
at least now I won't have a minature
golf course in my backyard . Jones .
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.