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     Don't ask me why I wrote this
probably because I had nothing
else to do and bored really .
original

 ' Turn me loose please I don't want to be here,let me be free.'

Stop that singing the guard told the rabbit as he sat in the cage
he started picking up a carrot using it as a microphone he then
started to sing until the guard let him go .

He put on a pair of sunglasses and started to sing the blues but
the guard continued to ignore him.Or he tried too .

' Baby ,oh baby I'll be home soon, don't forget to take out the trash
oh baby I love you  so, please remember to take the dog out and to
feed my hundred and one children I have,oh baby please remember
me ,I'm sorry I multiplied but that's what rabbits do,oh baby .'

The guard turn and told him to shuddup or he'll put him in a hole so
deep and dark he would never get out ,the rabbit laughed,' Are you
kidding I was born in a hole thats where we rabbits like it .'

The guard stood only shaking his head .

' And one two and a three Baby let me be free I need to be with the
ones I love,lean on me don't ever let go I'll be there for you dont you
know,in hard times and good if we don't have each other whats the
point, I miss your loving hugging and kissing the most thing I missed
is when you call me your sweet cottontail oh miss .'

The guard was about to throw up,when the rabbit told just wait until
he started singing disco ,that the guard couldn't stand he turn and let
the rabbit out as he hop away  .

'

end .

 

 

 

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