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     original,don't ask why
I wrote it,thats what
happens your cold and
tired I thought this
was the sunshine state
theres frost on our
grass,damn ..........

' Look a snow bunny,' cried my youngest child as he
got up early because it was Saturday,usually he slept
in on Saturdays,but not today today was the legend of
snow bunnies in my family.

We live in Florida so even seeing snow is an event here
and they do have rabbits in florida mind you,but not this
kind,this kind was rare,it came out only when snow had
come out,but recently thats it been every year since this
strange weather shift started to making it snow here and
with that we made it too be a family event to,one day out
of the year we talked about the snow,thankgod,watch for
that elusive snow bunny some people have seen .

' I don't believe it,' I told my son as we watched the snow
bunny,it was cute and fluffly like all bunnies were,when in
fact there were only one or two of them,suddenlt though
three or more appeared then ten . ' I dont think their that
cute any more as the bunnies hope in our yard destroying
everything they touched .

' Aww mom,' my son smiled,' They're only doing what they
do best,multiplying,at least its not a duck.'

' You have something against ducks,' suddenly a duck had
appeared defending his kind,' We don't multiply like rabbits
do, we subtract everything we do.'

' I can believe that.'

end

 

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