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     original you think
if the Sasquatch
existed he would
had thought of an
outhouse by now a
way for cable to
get out into the
woods,etc etc ....

He lifted his leg and peed on the tree,the marking of
the Sasquatch or Bigfoot,looking around he then saw
people moving,they saw me pee,he screamed .

My cave was nearby and I walked toward my cave,I
hope my mate had something for us to do tonight he
hated to come home and just sit by the fire .

I turned I saw another one,forget my mate I was going
to get some hary beast. See even I was thinking more
like they were,was that bad or good ? I saw the other
one,it was female,that was good for me .

I couldn't talk yet but speech wasn't far,instead I then
scratched between my legs,letting her know I cared .

She turned she must have been watching the humans
too, she flip me a finge,I  continued now to my cave as
I was hungry more then ever,when I got back,my mate
had everything ready even food.

' Another human,' I looked at her confused,' You have it
I've had it with them,one was watching me pee just now
another was chasing me think I left some footprints out
there,do you have any sisters ? '

She shook her head,asking me why ,but I told her never
mind just hand me an leg ,she did we ate our dinner too
quietly for a change .

' The human must had wonder how big your ballbat was
you know,' she laughed looking at me .

' Very funny,' I told her .

 

end

 

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