The army had its fill of good officers,command leaders and
those that were the troop themselves,all like the Army,they
knew their duties and did it,there were some that treated the
Army like it was a vacation from home and family,but to one
person,that never thought he was in the Army but at a boot
camp for husbands,he was sent here to know how to treat
his wife better ,to be a better person as well.

' My wife isn't fair,' he kept saying but his Colonel,a veteran
of the Army had told them they all better shape up or be in
fact ship out and immediately too .Especially Sad Sack.

He always wore his pants pockets turn inside out,his uniform
never neat or straightened always a messed,got written up at
least twice for it .His name was Sad Sack ,he was about twenty
years old and a year into the Army .

Now he was trying to make his bed and hurry before inspection.

Suddenly a rat appeared on the bed instead of trying to get rid of
the rat like others would do, Sad Sack screamed and ran out the
tent,his pants almost falling down as he ran,he pulled up his pair
of pants not before the Colonel saw him,he asked him what had
happened he saw there was a rat on his bed,

' Sad Sack, come back here you ,' cried the Colonel,there was no
rat in his bed, it was his wife the person who sent him here .' If you
don't come talk to your wife,you'll be doing a thousand push ups .'

Sad Sack thought of the choices he had took a deep breath then he
he got down on the ground,he started doing push ups.' You talk too
her I'm doing push ups,tell her there's cheese in my locker .'

end ,I love the old comic strips like Popeye, Sad Sack and others .