It was my thirty third birthday and I knew everyone
was going to throw me a birthday party although I
hated them,after it was done my wife gave me my
birthday present,but as wives go mine was pretty
too look at but that was all .She bought me a Venus
Fly Trap.
A venus fly trap to is a weird kind of plant because if
your not careful it eats blood,or drinks it rather and
it so happen I paper cut myself one day and I happen
to be leaning over it,my blood drip in the plant and it
grew.
Somehow I had to keep feeding it and my wife as wives
go was a nag which I couldn't stand so one day I decided
to get rid of her,but how ?
' Oh venus I wish you could talk I have a problem you might
be able to help,' I sang to him,suddenly I turn it could talk .
' I know your probably Billy Boy,all I ask if you feed me every
day and I'm yours to obey,tell your wive I need to see her .'
That scared me but I did anyways I went out for the rest of
the day not wanting too be around when it happened my wife
was gone in a matter of minutes she had come too the plant,
stop and unfortunately she leaned over it,never lean over any
Venus Fly Trap,first rule .
I return my wife was gone and if anyone ever ask me where in
fact she was I tell them shes out looking for flys for my Venus
Fly Trap she got me on my birthday .I remember a saying what
comes around .
Suddenly I leaned over the Venus Fly Trap to see if there were
any more remains of my wife,he did a pretty good job though,
but suddenly I remembered something.But it was too late .
Never forget rule number one .
end ,a tribute to both movie versions of Little Shop of Horror.