A Pot of Gold is what I like and Here is What I do with Mine

1.Be sure to buy a bigger house so my dogs wont sleep
with me all the time.

2.Find a way too make Gold into lead I'm tired of those
darn Werewof movies already please

3.Help feed some of the children in my neighborhood
I hate to see anyone hungry Then I buy myself my own
Fast Food Restaurant and I won't hear anyone over the
speaker say,Will you repeat your last order please.

4. I Buy my own football team and show them how to
play the game.

5.Hugh Hefner is done I buying the Playboy Mansion and
all the women there get raises . My dream vacation is to
be Hugh Hefner for a week.

6. I'm to getting a dozens pitbull dogs,instead of a stupid
doorbell that doesn't work my rent lady better watch out
next she puts her foot in my door .

7 And last I'm getting a vacation and going to India or some
place where they don't have Tv or Radio,I'm sorry Jerry but
you been on too long,I wanna go where they never heard of
the Jerry Springer Show. end .

If I had a Pot of Gold .